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Left-handers more at risk of mental illness
Someday Wendy and I will snap and take you all with us.View External Link [www.telegraph.co.uk]
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Carlos44ec - What the F@#$ am I being arrested fo?
07/31/2007 @ 09:48:42 AM
how are you going to trust a Brittish newspaper? Everyone knows trusting the Brits will get you in trouble.

Wendy - 153 Posts
07/31/2007 @ 10:07:34 AM
Oh no, they've gotten to you too.
It's a conspiracy! They're after us!
It's a conspiracy! They're after us!

Jeremy - 1.21 Gigawatts!?!?
07/31/2007 @ 10:14:19 AM
Let me tell you something. It IS a conspiracy. You right handers have no idea what it's like in the left handers minority. I defy you to find a minority more systematically oppressed than left handed people!
Though to be fair, we are all evil.
So how should this work Wendy? I figure we can start killing people along 94 and meet somewhere around Tomah, grab a quick bite to eat, then set off down I-90 and see how long our psychopathic swath of murder and destruction makes it before the right handed "man" takes us down.
Though to be fair, we are all evil.
So how should this work Wendy? I figure we can start killing people along 94 and meet somewhere around Tomah, grab a quick bite to eat, then set off down I-90 and see how long our psychopathic swath of murder and destruction makes it before the right handed "man" takes us down.

Micah - 570 Posts
07/31/2007 @ 10:17:17 AM
Is there a log anywhere of when people logon to this site. I'd like to know the average time in which Jeremy, Carl, Wendy and myself get bored at work and logon to check if anything has been posted. Apparently today that time is now for all of us.

Jeremy - 9183 Posts
07/31/2007 @ 10:19:21 AM
Every hit to every page is logged, it's just a matter of using the logs for something. We used to have fancy graphs of when we where here. Maybe I can reuse them.
Jeremy perfected this at 07/31/2007 10:22:10 am

Wendy - 153 Posts
07/31/2007 @ 10:25:44 AM
Jeremy - if at all possible, I'd like to concentrate some of the killing in my television market so the anchor I hate the most will have to read about me on air at least a few dozen times til they catch us.

Wendy - 153 Posts
07/31/2007 @ 10:26:15 AM
Sometimes I read the page in the morning when I'm getting ready (now) or late evening when I'm bored at work (7p-8p)

Carlos44ec - "If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
07/31/2007 @ 10:35:15 AM
I have some things I do every morning- when my web pages are loading or my data is being processed I look around a bit.
I do the same with Wiki after lunch.
I do the same with Wiki after lunch.

Jeremy - 9183 Posts
07/31/2007 @ 10:36:25 AM
Wendy Wrote - 07/31/2007 @ 10:25:44 AM
Jeremy - if at all possible, I'd like to concentrate some of the killing in my television market so the anchor I hate the most will have to read about me on air at least a few dozen times til they catch us.
Wouldn't you be helping that person's career then? Clearly they just need to be the first to go. A pair of left handed scissors to the temple. You know, the rusty, half-working, pair your teacher would have to spend 10 minutes trying to unearth every time it was time to cut something in school.
Jeremy perfected this at 07/31/2007 10:36:49 am

Carlos44ec - 2038 Posts
07/31/2007 @ 10:47:28 AM
What does the Old Testament say about being left handed?
The Arabs use their left hands for "personal cleanliness" in a region not known to have much TP.
The Arabs use their left hands for "personal cleanliness" in a region not known to have much TP.

Jeremy - I believe virtually everything I read.
07/31/2007 @ 10:59:59 AM
Judges 20:16
[16] Among all this people there were seven hundred chosen men lefthanded; every one could sling stones at an hair breadth, and not miss.
[16] Among all this people there were seven hundred chosen men lefthanded; every one could sling stones at an hair breadth, and not miss.

Wendy
07/31/2007 @ 11:03:06 AM
I hated those left-handed scissors! I cut right-handed, but I'd always get stuck with those and end up with a piece of jagged half-cut paper.

Jeremy - 9183 Posts
07/31/2007 @ 11:22:21 AM
Yeah, you quickly learn to just use right handed everything.

Carlos44ec - "The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower."
07/31/2007 @ 11:49:41 AM
So then how are you still left handed? Just conform! I mean, it's just a choice, right?
Carlos44ec edited this at 07/31/2007 11:50:33 am

Jeremy - The pig says "My wife is a slut?"
07/31/2007 @ 12:00:44 PM
Well I still write left handed, I just did it on desks, notebooks, and in a language, intended for right handed people.
After taking notes for a whole class my hand would ache due to resting on the spiral portion of the notebook for the whole class, with nothing else to take pressure off of it because the "arm rest" was on the other side of the desk. My hand would be black from dragging it through what I'm writing and what I was writing was often smudged and useless in the end anyway.
After taking notes for a whole class my hand would ache due to resting on the spiral portion of the notebook for the whole class, with nothing else to take pressure off of it because the "arm rest" was on the other side of the desk. My hand would be black from dragging it through what I'm writing and what I was writing was often smudged and useless in the end anyway.
Jeremy perfected this at 07/31/2007 12:01:44 pm

Wendy
07/31/2007 @ 12:24:43 PM
And don't forget can-openers, rulers, golf clubs, guitars... the list goes on and on.
I'm naturally left-handed of course but to adapt I can sew with both hands and play pool with both hands.
I'm naturally left-handed of course but to adapt I can sew with both hands and play pool with both hands.

Wendy - 153 Posts
07/31/2007 @ 12:31:54 PM
And Carl? Ha. Ha.

Alex - 3429 Posts
07/31/2007 @ 12:31:57 PM
1 in 100 people are affected by schizophrenia?

Scott - 6053 Posts
07/31/2007 @ 12:54:33 PM
I can't sew with either hand. What now?

Wendy
07/31/2007 @ 01:00:47 PM
Isn't that what girls are for?

Jeremy - 9183 Posts
07/31/2007 @ 01:19:04 PM
For merits in excellent posting:

Jeremy perfected this at 07/31/2007 1:22:30 pm

Micah - I didn't make that! It fell out of your hair that way!
07/31/2007 @ 01:36:47 PM
Why didn't you just flip the notebook around and go back to front?

Jeremy - 9183 Posts
07/31/2007 @ 01:41:27 PM
I tried that, it didn't feel right. It's surprisingly hard to "rewire" yourself to do that. I tried upside-down too.

Carlos44ec - ...and Bob's your Uncle!
07/31/2007 @ 02:19:26 PM
Micah Wrote - 07/31/2007 @ 01:36:47 PM
Why didn't you just flip the notebook around and go back to front?
Never go back to fr..... nevermind, I'll take the high road

Jeremy - 9183 Posts
07/31/2007 @ 02:20:35 PM
Say "hi" to Denny.

Carlos44ec - 2038 Posts
07/31/2007 @ 02:57:08 PM
huh?

Scott - Get Up! Get outta here! Gone!
07/31/2007 @ 08:42:02 PM
I'm a closet feminist. I kinda wish I knew how to sew.

Jeremy - 9183 Posts
08/13/2007 @ 10:27:56 AM
Jeremy screwed with this at 08/13/2007 10:28:04 am

Wendy - 153 Posts
08/13/2007 @ 10:30:09 AM
Left-handed high five!!

Carlos44ec - You had me at "Hello"
08/13/2007 @ 11:36:55 AM
conform
Carlos44ec messed with this 2 times, last at 08/13/2007 11:37:33 am

Carlos44ec - You had me at "Hello"
08/13/2007 @ 11:40:45 AM
From your linked website: "Sinistrophobia is the fear of left-handedness."
Take the root- sinistro. Sinistro, from sinistral- or left. Also found in the definition are notes are: "sinister", "dark", "grim", and "scary-ass mofo's with scooters"
Take the root- sinistro. Sinistro, from sinistral- or left. Also found in the definition are notes are: "sinister", "dark", "grim", and "scary-ass mofo's with scooters"

Alex - You've got to trust your instinct, and let go of regret
09/17/2007 @ 12:32:20 PM

Carlos44ec - 2038 Posts
09/17/2007 @ 02:16:16 PM
You may be taking back, but you are all going to be crazy as loons pretty soon anyway

Matt - Ombudsman
10/06/2007 @ 05:36:39 PM
Carlos44ec Wrote - 08/13/2007 @ 11:40:45 AM
From your linked website: "Sinistrophobia is the fear of left-handedness."
I always thought that it was a fear of this guy:

Matt messed with this at 10/06/2007 5:38:38 pm
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