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NFL 2016 Season Week 1 Picks
Panthers 20 @ Broncos 21
Final
Thu, 9/8/16 7:30pm
9 Picks - 53%
8 Picks - 47%
Panthers

Panthers

Panthers

Panthers

Buccaneers 31 @ Falcons 24
Final
Sun, 9/11/16 12:00pm
2 Picks - 13%
14 Picks - 87%
Falcons

Falcons

Falcons

Falcons

Bears 14 @ Texans 23
Final
Sun, 9/11/16 12:00pm
1 Pick - 6%
16 Picks - 94%
Texans

Texans

Texans

Texans

Packers 27 @ Jaguars 23
Final
Sun, 9/11/16 12:00pm
16 Picks - 94%
1 Pick - 6%
Packers

Jaguars

Packers

Packers

Chargers 27 @ Chiefs 33
final overtime
Sun, 9/11/16 12:00pm
1 Pick - 6%
16 Picks - 94%
Chiefs

Chiefs

Chiefs

Chiefs

Raiders 35 @ Saints 34
Final
Sun, 9/11/16 12:00pm
8 Picks - 47%
9 Picks - 53%
Raiders

Saints

Saints

Saints

Bengals 23 @ Jets 22
Final
Sun, 9/11/16 12:00pm
14 Picks - 82%
3 Picks - 18%
Bengals

Bengals

Jets

Bengals

Vikings 25 @ Titans 16
Final
Sun, 9/11/16 12:00pm
13 Picks - 76%
4 Picks - 24%
Vikings

Vikings

Vikings

Vikings

Browns 10 @ Eagles 29
Final
Sun, 9/11/16 12:00pm
5 Picks - 29%
12 Picks - 71%
Eagles

Browns

Browns

Browns

Bills 7 @ Ravens 13
Final
Sun, 9/11/16 12:00pm
7 Picks - 44%
9 Picks - 56%
Ravens

Ravens

Bills

Bills

Dolphins 10 @ Seahawks 12
Final
Sun, 9/11/16 3:05pm
0 Picks - 0%
18 Picks - 100%
Seahawks

Seahawks

Seahawks

Seahawks

Lions 39 @ Colts 35
Final
Sun, 9/11/16 3:25pm
4 Picks - 22%
14 Picks - 78%
Colts

Colts

Colts

Colts

Giants 20 @ Cowboys 19
Final
Sun, 9/11/16 3:25pm
16 Picks - 89%
2 Picks - 11%
Giants

Giants

Giants

Giants

Patriots 23 @ Cardinals 21
Final
Sun, 9/11/16 7:30pm
4 Picks - 22%
14 Picks - 78%
Cardinals

Cardinals

Cardinals

Cardinals

Steelers 38 @ Commanders 16
Final
Mon, 9/12/16 6:10pm
17 Picks - 94%
1 Pick - 6%
Steelers

Steelers

Steelers

Commanders

Rams 0 @ 49ers 28
Final
Mon, 9/12/16 9:20pm
12 Picks - 67%
6 Picks - 33%
Rams

Rams

49ers

Rams

Week Record:
11 - 50.688

Season Record:
11 - 50.688
No-Pack-Vike Record:
2090 - 12140.633
Lifetime Record:
2353 - 13960.628
Week Record:
8 - 80.500

Season Record:
8 - 80.500
No-Pack-Vike Record:
2025 - 12790.613
Lifetime Record:
2222 - 15270.593
Week Record:
8 - 80.500

Season Record:
8 - 80.500
No-Pack-Vike Record:
2092 - 12120.633
Lifetime Record:
2332 - 14170.622
Week Record:
7 - 90.438

Season Record:
7 - 90.438
No-Pack-Vike Record:
2057 - 12470.623
Lifetime Record:
2324 - 14250.620



Panthers
Falcons
Texans
Packers
Chiefs
Saints
Bengals
Vikings
Eagles
Ravens
Seahawks
Colts
Giants
Cardinals
Steelers
Rams
Week: | 10 - 6 0.625 |
Season: | 10 - 6 0.625 |
Lifetime: | 1679 - 995 0.628 |


TB @ ATL - No Pick
CHI @ HOU - No Pick
GB @ JAC - No Pick
LAC @ KC - No Pick
LV @ NO - No Pick
CIN @ NYJ - No Pick
MIN @ TEN - No Pick
CLE @ PHI - No Pick
BUF @ BAL - No Pick
Seahawks
Lions
Giants
Cardinals
Steelers
49ers
Week: | 5 - 1 0.833 |
Season: | 5 - 1 0.833 |
Lifetime: | 1506 - 897 0.627 |


Panthers
Falcons
Texans
Packers
Chiefs
Saints
Jets
Titans
Browns
Ravens
Seahawks
Colts
Giants
Patriots
Steelers
49ers
Week: | 9 - 7 0.562 |
Season: | 9 - 7 0.562 |
Lifetime: | 1265 - 825 0.605 |


Panthers
Buccaneers
Texans
Packers
Chiefs
Raiders
Bengals
Titans
Eagles
Ravens
Seahawks
Colts
Giants
Cardinals
Steelers
Rams
Week: | 11 - 5 0.688 |
Season: | 11 - 5 0.688 |
Lifetime: | 737 - 475 0.608 |


Panthers
Falcons
Texans
Packers
Chiefs
Raiders
Bengals
Vikings
Eagles
Ravens
Seahawks
Colts
Giants
Cardinals
Steelers
Rams
Week: | 11 - 5 0.688 |
Season: | 11 - 5 0.688 |
Lifetime: | 696 - 426 0.620 |


Broncos
Falcons
Texans
Packers
Chiefs
Saints
Bengals
Vikings
Eagles
Bills
Seahawks
Colts
Giants
Patriots
Steelers
49ers
Week: | 12 - 4 0.750 |
Season: | 12 - 4 0.750 |
Lifetime: | 1072 - 676 0.613 |


Broncos
Falcons
Texans
Packers
Chiefs
Saints
Bengals
Vikings
Eagles
Ravens
Seahawks
Colts
Giants
Cardinals
Steelers
Rams
Week: | 11 - 5 0.688 |
Season: | 11 - 5 0.688 |
Lifetime: | 845 - 504 0.626 |


Panthers
Falcons
Texans
Packers
Chiefs
Raiders
Bengals
Vikings
Eagles
Ravens
Seahawks
Colts
Giants
Cardinals
Steelers
49ers
Week: | 12 - 4 0.750 |
Season: | 12 - 4 0.750 |
Lifetime: | 1097 - 579 0.654 |


Broncos
Buccaneers
Texans
Packers
Chiefs
Raiders
Bengals
Vikings
Eagles
Ravens
Seahawks
Lions
Cowboys
Cardinals
Steelers
Rams
Week: | 13 - 3 0.812 |
Season: | 13 - 3 0.812 |
Lifetime: | 1042 - 565 0.648 |


Broncos
TB @ ATL - No PickTexans
Packers
Chiefs
Saints
Bengals
Vikings
Eagles
BUF @ BAL - No PickSeahawks
Lions
Giants
Patriots
Steelers
49ers
Week: | 13 - 1 0.929 |
Season: | 13 - 1 0.929 |
Lifetime: | 434 - 259 0.626 |


Broncos
Falcons
Texans
Packers
Chiefs
Raiders
Bengals
Vikings
Eagles
Bills
Seahawks
Colts
Cowboys
Cardinals
Steelers
Rams
Week: | 10 - 6 0.625 |
Season: | 10 - 6 0.625 |
Lifetime: | 373 - 216 0.633 |


Broncos
Falcons
Texans
Packers
Chiefs
Raiders
Bengals
Titans
Eagles
Bills
Seahawks
Colts
Giants
Cardinals
Steelers
Rams
Week: | 10 - 6 0.625 |
Season: | 10 - 6 0.625 |
Lifetime: | 342 - 206 0.624 |


Broncos
Falcons
Bears
Packers
Chargers
Raiders
Bengals
Titans
Browns
Bills
Seahawks
Colts
Giants
Cardinals
Steelers
Rams
Week: | 7 - 9 0.438 |
Season: | 7 - 9 0.438 |
Lifetime: | 7 - 9 0.438 |


Broncos
Falcons
Texans
Packers
Chiefs
Saints
Jets
Vikings
Eagles
Bills
Seahawks
Lions
Giants
Patriots
Steelers
Rams
Week: | 11 - 5 0.688 |
Season: | 11 - 5 0.688 |
Lifetime: | 11 - 5 0.688 |
![]() | Packers 27 @ Jaguars 23 | ![]() |
![]() | SarahI could go to this game but have no one to go with me. Boo. |
![]() | JonTrap game. |
![]() | Vikings 25 @ Titans 16 | ![]() |
![]() | JeremyRemember that one time things went well? Me neither. |
![]() | SarahReally rough break for Teddy, feel bad for the kid. I can't remember if the Titans were going to be good or bad so I'll give this one to the Vikings. |
![]() | MattFootball sucks. |
![]() | JonI guess football is starting. |
![]() | Patriots 23 @ Cardinals 21 | ![]() |
![]() | SarahSuck a dick dumb shits. Sorry Brady pisses me off. Guilty. By the by, Bojack Horseman is great on Netflix. |
![]() | JonI only recently remembered Tom Brady is suspended or something. |
![]() | Steelers 38 @ Commanders 16 | ![]() |
![]() | SarahWashington. |
![]() | JonTough one. Hard not to let the comparative brands of each franchise influence the outlook. |
![]() | Rams 0 @ 49ers 28 | ![]() |
![]() | SarahCalifornia versus California. Like that's a new thing. #teamkaepernick |
![]() | JonAnother flashy California matchup. |


Jeremy - 1.21 Gigawatts!?!?
09/04/2016 @ 09:22:33 PM
It's alive!


Scott - If you aren't enough without it, you'll never be enough with it.
09/05/2016 @ 06:45:20 AM
So, does nutcan have a new revenue stream, or was there a spambot on the loose?


Sarah - How do you use these things?
09/05/2016 @ 08:29:57 PM
Scott Wrote - Today @ 06:45:20 AM
So, does nutcan have a new revenue stream, or was there a spambot on the loose?
Yea this was funny. Alas, no monies going into the pot that is the Nutcan petty cash.


Jeremy - The pig says "My wife is a slut?"
09/08/2016 @ 04:04:30 PM
I'd just like to take a moment to appreciate all of you people we don't know in real life that keep coming back year after year. We're all kind of amazed by it.
I run this site and I still just about forget about setting up the picks every year, usually until someone else reminds me. That so many of you remember to check in annually to make your picks on some random rinky dink site that still has links to whatever the hell "Spurl" was at the bottom is pretty neat.
Thank You.
I run this site and I still just about forget about setting up the picks every year, usually until someone else reminds me. That so many of you remember to check in annually to make your picks on some random rinky dink site that still has links to whatever the hell "Spurl" was at the bottom is pretty neat.
Thank You.


Scott - 6053 Posts
09/08/2016 @ 07:29:29 PM
Thanks for the free entertainment. I joined this here shindig back when you were still ripping off ESPN's now defunct (or defunked, depending on your perspective) Page 2 in color scheme and most of their name. It's been an interesting ride.


Sarah - How do you use these things?
09/09/2016 @ 12:23:18 PM
Off to a great start, stupid Broncos.


Jon - infinity + 1 posts
09/11/2016 @ 12:16:38 AM
Mental Floss has an article about the history of the name of each NFL franchise that includes this interesting fact about the Vikings that I wasn't aware of.
"The expansion franchise also became the first pro sports team to feature its home state, rather than a city, in the team name."
Pretty cool, if you ask me. I questioned it a bit, if only because the Twins actually started the same year, 1961, and begin their season earlier. However, I figured maybe the Vikings franchise began first, or was at least named first, which, as far as I can tell, seems to be the case. Also, doing a bit of research into this led me to find some other cool things, but that's maybe for another time and place.
http://mentalfloss.com/article/25650/whats-nickname-origins-all-32-nfl-team-names
"The expansion franchise also became the first pro sports team to feature its home state, rather than a city, in the team name."
Pretty cool, if you ask me. I questioned it a bit, if only because the Twins actually started the same year, 1961, and begin their season earlier. However, I figured maybe the Vikings franchise began first, or was at least named first, which, as far as I can tell, seems to be the case. Also, doing a bit of research into this led me to find some other cool things, but that's maybe for another time and place.
http://mentalfloss.com/article/25650/whats-nickname-origins-all-32-nfl-team-names


Sarah - 4621 Posts
09/11/2016 @ 02:20:06 PM
Nutcan.com never forgets.


Sarah - So's your face
09/12/2016 @ 07:57:30 AM
Ah the unpredictability of the NFL, although not really sure why I even considered picking the Browns. #Fail


Jeremy - 9183 Posts
09/12/2016 @ 03:36:46 PM
That was an odd comment for someone to turd. Someone is anti 9/11
Jeremy screwed with this at 09/12/2016 3:40:20 pm
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Panthers 20 @ Broncos 21
Sarah
Oh how exciting, a super bowl rematch. Rot in hell Peyton.Jon
Maybe Denver's defense will still give Cam and the offense trouble, but I have to believe it's going to be tough for a rookie QB against the Carolina defense.edit: I realized hours later that I referred to him as a rookie QB when he's actually not a rookie, he just has hardly played in real games. Which actually is quite the difference, but I still think he could struggle.